Getting your pee in the toilet is optional.
Green peas are not peas, they are eyeballs. Of course you can't eat them.
Iron man and Mickey mouse are accomplices in the visualante business.
Boys are suppose to be dirty, all the time. In fact they are born that way.
Wearing underwear is optional.
If you take the wings off of a dragonfly you can make a dragon.
Eating dirt....thing of the past, but sometimes its okay in a life of death situation.
Blood is cool.
A woman's breast should be considered a wonder of the world.
Rollie pollie's make great pets.
Using your brothers head as a pillow for your butt is okay. He likes it. No hes not screaming...he's laughing i swear.
Mom using our fists is just how we communicate. deal with it.
Wasn't me!
He did it!
When you are wrestling with your daddy, remember he has no mercy. If you would like mercy, but would also like to babied, go wrestle with mommy.
Ninja turtle's is not just some show, it's a way of life.
I'm not suppose to scratch myself there in public, but if nobody is looking them GAME ON!
Dog's are awesome, we can share everything. housing, food, water, even toys.
Oh whats that? you have something sticky there? need me to take it off your hands, okay. My mom won't like this but after i take a bath she will get over it and still love me so give it here!
Love this!! It's so true too! :-)
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